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BATZ BATZ BATZ!
02:16
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Tired of this SHIT
SICK OF THIS crap
I just wanna FLY around
And be a freaking bat!
Got these Spooky wings
Going FLAP FLAP!
ECOLATE USING MY NOSEFLAP!
I just wanna be a bat!!!
DONT WANNA stupid job
DONT WANNA pay my tax
Just wanna fly around
And make toothpaste from my ass
just hanging around
Hanging upside down-
sonic scretching ahhhhhh n
and pooping on cars
cos i’m Tired of this SHIT
and im SICK OF THIS crap
I just wanna FLY around
And be a freaking bat!
(ECHOLOCATION!
its a VACATION!
from lifes Frustrations!)
cos i’m Tired of this SHIT
and im SICK OF THIS crap
I just wanna FLY around
And be a freaking bat!
(No school no work
No rent no bills
Just spooky, spook
And more spooks! )
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…what happened to my lotions?
SHUT UP MUM IM MAKING POTIONS!
A squeeze of mustard,
A glob of shampoo,
A heap of crushed leaves
A shit ton of soap too
IM MAKING POTIONS!
Mums like
“Oi what a waste!”
I’m like nah Its magical paste
She’s like “what’s this mess all over the place”
So I yell and cry in her face
…what has happened to my good hand lotions?
SHUT UP MUM IM MAKING POTIONS!
GIMME ALL YA STUFF IM MAKING POTIONS!
Weird sauce from the back of the fridge
Glitter glue I stole from some kid
Itchy bombs I crushed with a rock
Random lumps I found in the sand box
Goo I begged for from Kmart
Cabbage that smells like a fart
Watery corn flour
Mums shampoo i stole from the shower
…what has happened to my good hand lotions?
SHUT UP MUM IM MAKING POTIONS!
GIMME ALL YA STUFF IM MAKING POTIONS!
WHEN YOU BUY ALL THESE LOLLIES FOR DOOR KNOCKING BUT NO ONE REALLY COMES AND NOW YOU HAVE ALL THESE LOLLIES SITTING THERE SO YOU SADLY EAT THEM ALL YOURSELF IN ONE SITTING THINKING about how happy they could have made trick of treaters had it just been a more widely accepted tradition in this country
Dunno if you wanna think up a song around this, but I tells ya! it super grinds my tomato when kids are trick a treatin' and its still late afternoon... like come back later ya lousy piece of sludge kids!!! halloween starts when the sun goes down. No one aint ever seen a spooky ghost in the arvo; vampires die from sunlight; werewolves need the full moon; Night time is the right time for witches to take flight (time). I'm still trying to watch scooby doo, darnit! geez
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Pluto Warewolf
01:45
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Pluto warewolf
Howl at the moon
Shudder felt on mars
Surf through stars
Pluto Pluto warefwolf
skates through lonely nights
running kites through moonlight (darkness out of sight )
darkness out of sight
crystal mountain mountain heights
Neptune circles in fright
Share a Pluto pop
With your Pluto pup
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BOO IN BOP
01:49
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JUST CAUSE IM DEAD
DOESNT MEAN I DONT BOP
I PUT THE BOO IN BOOGIE
AT THE GRAVE YARD DONT STOP!
MY HEAD STONES A DISCO BALL
I DONT HAVE FEET
MY HEART DOESNT BEAT
BUT NOTHING CAN DEFEAT
WHEN I HEAR A SWEET BEAT
MY HEAD STONES A DISCO BALL
MY HEAD STONES A DISCO BALL
BANGERS SO JUMPING
I JUMP OUT OF THE GRAVE
GRAVEYARD THUMPING
DONT BE AFRAID
I NO LONGER HAVE SKIN
BUT THATS OK
A GOOD BASSLINE
MAKES ME FORGET THE DECAY
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MATT & CHEE <3
02:04
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matt and chee
my favourite coles employees
from october 3
im always glad to see
matt and chee
play banjo eternally
coles check out overlooking
yet our eyes never meet
matt and chee
everything i wanna be
cute boys, hill billies
at the coles check out
im checking YOU OUT!
matt longingly
gazes at chee
banjo once dueling
now play in harmony
matt and chee together
like mac and cheese
death did not part
always a part of my heart
im always glad to see
im always glad to see
im always glad to see
matt and chee
(some people say your just
plastic skeletons from costco
but your so much more to me)
its november first
and coles has gotten worse
my friends got packed away
much to my dismay
see you in 11 months
have fun in storage
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