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DWEEB CITY

by DWEEB CITY

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godinpants Finally the good band put out an album and I can link it to people while i talk for hours about how good they are. Favorite track: Spent a Year in Bed Watching Degrassi Jr High.
cyan !
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cyan ! i'm so happy to have finally seen them live on the other side of the world <3 <3 a wonderful moment with awesome tunes and brilliant musicians. i hope i can see them again someday!! Favorite track: Clementine.
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1.
We come from Dweeb City Gatorade rivers so pretty Skies filled with crocheted bees Galaxies of stars fill our seas Buses driven by cloned Buscemis Pink sparkle snot when we’re phlegmy We are so dweeby, because we come from Dweeb City Our military is armed with bubbles Turn your guns to marshmallow rubble Certificate in glitter first aid Wars only waged at the arcade We come from Dweeb City Intergalactic sparkle committee Emotions seen in our 37 moons Turn blue in the month of gloom Tears fall from the sky, not our eyes From them only rainbows rise We are so dweeby, because we come from Dweeb City We are so dweeby, because we come from Dweeb City
2.
Creepy 02:20
We don’t, we- We don’t exist for you We don’t get dressed for you We don’t get dressed for Please don’t yell at me from your window Please don’t tell me to smile We don’t, we- We don’t exist for you We don’t get dressed for you We don’t get dressed for Please don’t yell at me from your window Please don’t tell me to smile I wear what I like I go where I- Please don’t tell me It’s creepy It’s creeeepy ROUND: We don’t, We- We don’t exist for you. We don’t get dressed for you, We don’t get dressed for- Please don’t yell at me from your window. Please don’t tell me to smile C-R-E-E-P Please don’t yell at me from your window Please don’t tell me to smile It’s creepy It’s creeeepy
3.
Gutter Toys 02:58
Hey hey, this place is a nightmare New best friend’s a headless teddy bear Look behind our plastic eyes Stuffed with memories of your lonely nights We are gutter toys Forgotten birthday joy We are gutter toys We are gutter toys Hey hey, this place is a nightmare Dead pigeon’s got the rigor mortis stare Buzz Lightyear's covered in ink Texta makeover pretty in pink We are gutter toys Forgotten Christmas joy We are gutter toys We are gutter toys Don’t leave me outside Don’t leave me outside Don’t leave me outside Baby Born’s got no arms Is this where toys go When we’ve lost all our charms?
4.
SpaceVision 03:27
Freaky sneaky little sound bass baby With a fresh kinda hectic beat Galactic blue drink to make you tipsy A true synth beat to make it neat Drop to the floor Noo Noo, pour me some more Official Pluto space goon We’ll be space blastin over the moon D-W-E-E-B That’s what our name will be Journey to the laser cave Dare you if you are brave to face Dweeb City Cyberpunks go to hell Biopunks go to hell Xmas punks go to hell Including you Space-funk punks go to hell Give us digi-sword before we cut ya A crystal car before we kill ya Laser guns before we blast ya This true we shot the space invader D-W-E-E-B That’s what our name will be Journey to the laser cave Dare you if you are brave to face To face, to face To face, to face
5.
Clementine 04:28
Black hole eyes are wide Failed light beams of sight Dance through nothing skies The sun's not so bright Lonely endless nights Space mission to spy Transponder oh why Do I float you by I am Clementine Warrior of the endless skies Earth thinks I’m lost But I adventure the stars Jupiter, Saturn, Mars I am Clementine Warrior of the endless skies Earth thinks I’m lost But I adventure the stars Jupiter, Saturn, Mars Our waltz is quiet shy Beeping to say ‘Hi’ You’re always too far from me Friends we’ll never be ROUND: Oh my darling, Clementine Lost and gone for forever Dreadful sorry I am Clementine Warrior of the endless skies Earth thinks I’m lost But I adventure the stars Jupiter, Saturn, Mars I am Clementine Warrior of the endless skies Earth thinks I’m lost But I adventure the stars Jupiter, Saturn, Mars I am Clementine Warrior of the endless skies
6.
Nico the Unicorn You’ve found your home But now you've left all of your friends Alone Lobster Boy, Human Blob, Billy too We miss you, we miss you Magical best friend Adventure to the end Magical best friend Adventure to the end They can't steal your magic Birthed by a 20 dollar special critter (they can't steal your magic) You're not a freak show they're just bitter (they can't steal your magic) It’s not safe here, you have to go (they can't steal your magic) Our friendship’s forever, even so (they can't steal your magic) Lobster Boy, Human Blob, Billy too We miss you, we miss you Magical best friend (Lobster Boy, Human Blob, Billy too, we miss you, we miss you) Adventure to the end (We miss you, we miss you) Magical best friend (We miss you) Adventure to the end (We miss you, we miss you) `
7.
Drogo 01:32
Drogo, Drogo Hide your face Drogo, Drogo Servant of grace Rid yourself of everything Guilt, heartbreak and sin Drogo, Drogo Field and temple Drogo, Drogo Hide from the people Trying hard to amend Hiding cause he frightens them You are Beautiful to Him Beautiful to Him Beautiful to Him Beautiful to- Drogo, Drogo Unkind affliction Drogo, Drogo Spared from depiction Barley, water, bread and wine Been alone a long long time You are Beautiful to Him Beautiful to Him Beautiful to Him Beautiful to Him
8.
My brain’s all filled up with these spooky feels Being Casper’s friend’s the only appeal Float through your fruit loops and morning oatmeal Hold your hand but it no longer feels Thought sushi train Cotton candy brain Thought sushi train Cotton candy brain Drink tea at noon With the man in the moon Maybe there’s a pink castle somewhere Best advice from a wacky Uber fare Thought sushi train It’s spooky Cotton candy Brain It’s spooky Thought sushi train It’s spooky Cotton candy Brain It’s spooky Thought sushi train It’s Spooky
9.
Mrs Pink 01:12
Stare into your boggle eyes Tap dance on Jupiter skies We can drive ‘round in hover cars Your eyes are bigger than my ex from Mars I’ll be your Enid, what do you think? (Hey) I can be your Mrs Pink (Pink) I wanna be your Mrs Pink (Pink) I wanna be Mrs Pink (Pink) Party on Pluto coming to that Let’s match in fargo hats Wrote love letters in star dust Write back soon I trust I’ll be your Enid, what do you think? (Hey) I can be your Mrs Pink (Pink) I wanna be your Mrs Pink (Pink) I wanna be Mrs Pink (Pink) I wanna be Mrs Pink (Pink)
10.
Lemmy is dead (dead) Bowie is dead (dead) Prince is dead (dead) Now rock is dead (dead) Dead beat rock band With heaps of fans They’ve come to save the world Win the hearts of rocker girls Rock is a graveyard, tombstones so rock hard I hear young boys play right next door to my yard Tight pants, red lipstick, the axe, the guitar Don’t go down for pop, they go down for popular Mic cord choking, cord choking now Mic cord choking, cord choking now R-O-C-K N R-O-double L Got no records to sell, welcome our to hell The green room is a tobacco gas chamber room Hate support acts, they say please like my act Skinny rocker, red wine, please don’t be mine Sweaty bodies on stage, gotta show off that rib cage (All 24) Exorcist dancing, possessed dancing now Exorcist dancing, possessed dancing now R-O-C-K N R-O-double L Got no records to sell Welcome our to hell Think that you can hide behind a 70s disguise We see right through you The power of Dweeb compels you R-O-C-K N R-O-double L Got no records to sell Welcome our to hell
11.
My best friend wanted to fill your letter box with bricks when I only wanted to leave you notes saying I still exist No longer myspace top friends Magic cactus tales can end Still wear perfume guess I smell bad Sharing my grades online was so not rad I should of run over your Tin Whistle With my ice skates at the rink I should of run over your Tin Whistle With my ice skates at the rink
12.
Duckie 02:16
All these boys, looking in between 80s pop and a 50s movie scene Are you looking for Molly? Are you looking for me? I can’t be, that Tumblr girl dream Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie John Hughes, write my life for me Phil Spector, so frickin twee Your songs were what I wanted life to be But you shot your girl In the face Then they meant much less to me Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie John Hughes, write my life for me I’ll remember your birthday, I’ll take you to prom Boombox over my head, I’ll make you a mix CD-ROM You can feed me after midnight, nothing will go wrong Not a John Hughes film but it fit with the song Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie Where’s my? Where’s my? Where’s my? Duckie John Hughes, write my life for me
13.
Big Kid 02:32
When I was an astronaut (in Barbie sheets) Things were pretty neat (they were so neat) Now it feels like we're stuck in a cellophane ceiling Big kid engineering Buy a home, buy debt Instead I bought a digi pet Tamagotchi’s dead So dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead Digi dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead So dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead Digi dead Dead again Time’s a sprinkler slide (splash mountain) It gets harder, we lied (we lied) Nostalgia’s become my best friend You’re a big kid now time to self depend Tamagotchi’s dead So dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead Digi dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead So dead Dead again Tamagotchi’s dead Digi dead Dead again
14.
Hey! I like what you do, Never gonna pay you, Never ever pay you Hey! I like what you make I’m gonna take and take and take and take and take and take Hey! I love your art Gonna give you a great start Gonna break your heart Hey! Your stuffs so funky Can you make it for me? Can you make it for free? Let’s hear it E-X-P-O-S-U-R-E Empty bank account Constant freaking out E-X-P-O-S-U-R-E All that spells is misery
15.
Would you like to come To the alien prom with me It’s on Kepler three The atmosphere is nice and neat We can rent a Hover car, drive past starbucks Sip saturn tea and from windows Watch the sparkle seas I will be your prom king, I’ll go to the dance with you Your eyes are green Can I be your prom queen? Prom queen I was left at the prom all alone Never trust a Steve Buscemi bus driver clone Dance all night long to 80s songs Switch off the gravity I won't step on your tap dancing feet Get lost in awkward synth beats I was left at the prom all alone Never trust a Steve Buscemi bus driver clone
16.
Luna Luna 03:31
Dropped from outer space Freaky deaky place Luna Luna oh oh Big teeth that glow at night Need a drink of Sprite Luna Luna oh oh Share a Pluto Pop with you (at Milsons Point) So many rides that I might spew (such a funky joint) Luna Park is far from home But I don't feel so alone The Disco Spider will be our throne Stuck in a mirror maze Been in here for at least five days Tiny humans get out of my way You came here to play but not today I’ll cut whatever line I’m better than you (at Milson’s Point) So many rides that I might spew (such a groovy joint) Luna Park is far from home But I don’t feel so alone The Disco Spider will be our throne Ooooh oh oh, Lunnnnnaaaa Ooooh oh oh, Lunnnnnaaaa Ooooh oh oh, Lunnnnnaaaa Ooooh oh oh, Lunnnnnaaaa Luna Luna oh oh Luna Luna oh oh
17.
Novice Gamer 02:15
If only button mashing was all it took N64 was the one that had me hooked Don't own an Xbox One but got Gameboy Colour I'll still beat you at Tekken like no other I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer You say dark souls is too hard? (novice) Then let's play magic, I'll beat you with cards (gamer) In truth I'd rather just run around (novice) Free roam fantasy with surround sound (gamer) I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer) Bought an Alienware laptop to play Dogz 5 (novice) Mix breed and wonder if IRL they would survive (gamer) boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true (novice) I remember Sims cheats better than you (gamer) I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer) Yoshi's story, it's tougher than derby (novice) I’ll breathe you in, spit you out just like Kirby (gamer) Mi Goreng, I'll take two packs (novice) I’ll beat you with MSG and Tetris stacks (gamer) I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer) Entered the wildly only level 10 (novice) Beaten by another newb his name was Sven (gamer) 4am Runescape, married on Wizards Bridge (novice) Heart broken when he killed me, only a smidge (gamer) I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer) Novice gamer Novice gamer Novice gamer Novice gamer
18.
Kicked Out 02:56
Neon, bright Bland, ain’t right Intergalactic space fashion on right Space psychic, magic gold fabric, electric Intergalactic body shines through the night Ooooooo oooo ooo Ooooooo oooo ooo Ooooooo oooo ooo Got kicked out, lead to a space city Rad space suit, so tight Lightsaber, to fight You can’t be a part of my space academy Dancefloor, for sure Space thumpin’, boogie board An alien right to the effin’ core Ooooooo oooo ooo Ooooooo oooo ooo Ooooooo oooo ooo Got kicked out, lead to a space city Got kicked out of my flat in space Shame, I really liked that place Chucked all my stuff in cardboard Got kicked out by my cyborg landlord Etch A Sketch, can’t find it Slinky, can’t find it Battery pack, can’t find it Lava lamp, can’t find it
19.
Zuckerberggg 01:48
Feeling lonely, feeling shitty Open Facebook what do I see Pretty food, pretty girls Pretty trips around the pretty world (pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty) Everyone’s so happy happy But I feel so crappy crappy Everyone’s so happy happy Good for them!!! They are all growing up Getting jobs, hooking up (wow) Moving out, travelling (wow) Getting married everything (wow) Everyone’s so happy happy But I feel so crappy crappy Everyone’s so happy happy Good for them!!! I go nowhere, I kiss no one, Stay in bed, I have no fun Crumbs in my sheets, zits on my face Good for nothing waste of space Everyone’s so happy happy But I feel so crappy crappy Everyone’s so happy happy Good for them!!! Comparisons are worthless (good for them) Deep down I guess I know this (good) But I can’t help but notice (good for them) Facebook makes me feel useless (good) Everyone’s so happy happy But i feel so crappy crappy Everyone’s so happy happy Good for them!!!
20.
Hazzzal 02:12
My boyfriend is an alien My boyfriend comes from outer space Lives ten thousand light years away But I guess long distance is okay His name is Hazzzal I think of him when I look at the stars Beam me up Take me far away I wanna explore the galaxy And look into your huuuuge buggy eyes (all 23) Have my freaky Alien babies You’re so dreamy Like Steve Buscemi Have my freaky Alien babies You’re so dreamy Like Steve Buscemi
21.
It’s hard when you’re the loneliest alien in the galaxy This dimension is home to just one When I look up at the stars and sun I wonder where the others have gone Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Conversations with the stars Morse code flicker, night lights Secret friendship notes Give me hope That I’m not alone Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know) Are there others like me? (I don’t know)
22.
Spent a year in bed watching Degrassi Junior High (Oh why) Fiction kids living their lives (Oh why) Spike’s pregnant, Wheel’s lost his mind (Oh why) How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High Well I got a job I can now carry three two foot burgers at once My house smells like cat pee Only one window to see Goodbye Ikea so grand I can now live in Yogurtland How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High Spent a year wearing my clothes backwards wondering why (Oh why) Old school friends would cross the street avoiding to say ‘Hi’ (Oh why) What happened to our movie nights? (Oh why) Still got 7 seasons left I’ll be alright (Oh why) How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High How have you been school has gone by Well I’ve been watching Degrassi Junior High
23.
I was born one night in the wind and rain Lightning bolt breathed life to my name But my face, it was quite the sight A creature meant for night And as the moon took its cycle My monster thoughts would spiral Of a woman who’d softly sing Of the love she held for me Oooh Frankenstein Your ugly mug excites me Even though it might be frightening It’s a real delight Oh Frankenstein Hold my hand it’s all alright Wander graveyards day and night The dead they do not fright But, Victor my man, I need a wife No woman would love me in this life Victor exclaimed I’ll build you a mate Kidnap Elizabeth for you to date And as she rose from the bandages and binds The only words that she could find were Oooh Frankenstein Your ugly mug excites me Even though it might be frightening It’s a real delight Oh Frankenstein Hold my hand it’s all alright Wander graveyards day and night The dead they do not fright Left alone reading poetry Keats Together in unison our hearts would beat But Henry wanted revenge She was his first, which I cannot contend She held my hand as he cut of her head Left my alive so inside I would feel dead Having only felt love for just one day I wept for never again I would hear her say Oooh Frankenstein Your ugly mug excites me Even though it might be frightening It’s a real delight Oh Frankenstein Hold my hand it’s all alright Wander graveyards day and night The dead they do not fright

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DWEEB CITY ARE HERE TO MAKE YOUR KNEES WEAK AND EARS BLEED WITH OUR DEBUT ALBUM! We hope you enjoy these wonky tunes that we made about our home planet Dweebtopia and our trips to earth.
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released August 12, 2018

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DWEEB CITY Sydney, Australia

GIRL BAND FROM SPACE, WE CAME TO EARTH TO MAKE EARS BLEED AND KNEES WEAK.

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